If anyone cares, I actually purchased my own domain. Feel free to visit, let me know what you think.

An expanation might be nice for those who've never been:

• Are you too good for your home? You are currently home.

• If you'd like to gain a better understanding of just how brain dead my associates and I are, check out the quotes section.

• My tragic past ::sniff:: curiousity didn't kill the cat, I did. Or maybe that was Edgar Allen Poe...don't mind me, I just took multiple English AP tests. And yes, there is more than one out there. If you'd like to know more about my facinating lifestyle, hop on over.

• In the flesh! Check me out! You'll find strange photos of my friends and I at odd pictures.

• Ewan McGregor. What an accent. What a cutie. That's all I have to say.

• Are you like me, and find yourself lacking things like a life? Here are some...wonderful...suggestions for filling that empty hole you call your "leisure time." Get busy!

• If this site has changed your life...or scared you immeasurably...or simply made you shake your head, let me know you even looked!

• The area I have so creatively dubbed "please don't sue me" means exactly that. If you'd like to hear about the many things I do not own, there it is.