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Random Activities For Your Enjoyment
*WARNING* THIS LIST MAY CONTAIN CERTAIN ACTIVITIES THAT MAY ALIENATE AND FRIGHTEN OTHERS. INSIDE JOKES ABOUND. THE OWNER OF THIS SITE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY REPROCUSSIONS CAUSED BY PERFORMING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES
- having a "social life"
- headbanging to talk radio in the car
- "playing" tennis
- playing in Memorial Park at midnight
- having chinese fire drills in the Ground Round parking lot
- looking at Ewan Mcgregor
- eating at the Country Squire or Denny's at 5:00 AM
- writing a poem dedicated to the death mobile
- inhaling "perfectly safe" fumes at construction-encrusted sha
- dying one's hair w/ kool-aid (that burning sensation means it's working...right?)
- cruising in wezzzzz chesta w/o an id
- arguing w/ kt (she always threatens to run people over w/ the olds...would she really do it?)
- attending candle parties!
- living in the ghetto of the suburbs
- discussing the spiral of violence w/ pk (i give you a detention, and then you hire a hit man...)
- I have four words for you: Christian Lifestyles w/ MJP, "The whip, the whip!"
- listening to atonal crap
- pondering that age-old question: What would you do if someone informed you he or she had a great desire to become a gothic cowboy?
- writing long, suicidal/violent stories for English class, resulting in a formerly militantly evil teacher becoming strangely compassionate/frightened
- sharing the GORY details of your romantic interludes w/ innocent and pure friends
- snapping polaroids of unsuspecting coworkers to share his or her hotness w/ others
- wearing skirts w/ flip flops
- immortalizing friends' girlish figures in yearbooks
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